Oh lawnmower. Oh, oh oh!
Cut and cut but avoid the rut.
Like a horse with a sickle.
Your master is fickle.
Drive me, and guide me!
Oh Lawnmower, you see?
The blade is afraid
Whatever they said
Since the times of old
Whether hot or cold
Whether leased or sold
Grass brush or mold
Oh Lawnmower.
On lower and lower.
The grassy carpet.
Grounded to Earth.
Your best cut yet.
Oh Lawnmower, oh grower!
Lawngrower.
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